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Satire in a time of political correctness pandemic

 

 

The Ballad of Sunny Ways

Colin Alexander

120 pages

Paperback on amazon.ca $15, e-book $6

 

Countering political correctness, cancel culture, and assaults on the freedom to express contrary views, commentator and former newspaper publisher Colin Alexander has come out with a book of satirical verse, The Ballad of Sunny Ways.

 

The title piece ridicules the pomposity and humbug of the current government. Some forty stanzas mock Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s contradictions and absurdities of governance.

 

Given the Prime Minister’s admiration for China, the unmet challenges of the bilateral relationship and the failure to repatriate Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor, here’s a tail-twister:

 

The problems are minor when dealing with China,

    the country that I love best.

We should simply concede whatever they need

    for perpetual peace with the West.

 

Mr. Alexander swipes at politically accepted attitudes toward the free-market economy. Here’s one on the Prime Minister’s addiction to fancy dress as well his family’s love affair with Cuba:

 

I wear the bandanna that I got in Havana

    to renew what I learned from my father—

The Marxist perspectives and worthy objectives

    of the Castros and Doctor Guevara.

 

Then there’s the muddleheaded handling of the Covid pandemic:

 

You have to admire us for handling the virus—

    we couldn’t have moved any faster.

Wonder of wonders! It was done without blunders.

   I averted a major disaster.

 

Here’s the final stanza of the title piece, targeting Bills C-10 and C-36, aimed at restricting freedom of expression on the Internet:

 

So I want to make plain if there’s any disdain,

    my sense of revenge grows keener.

And if any should try, I’ll suck you so dry

    with the ease of a vacuum cleaner.

 

The Ballad keeps on going with zinger after zinger. Given Mr. Alexander’s ridiculing of the drive for censorship, and a possible reaction, one may recall Voltaire’s saying, “It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.”

 

The book also lampoons the justice system, which Mr. Alexander calls an oxymoron. “Absent credible independent oversight,” he says, “judges too often encourage their colleagues’ expensive process and then override settled law in favour of vested interests.”  The book includes a wide variety of other traditional and narrative verse that rhymes, scans and makes sense, not all of it humorous but always provoking thought.

 

Extolling the virtues of satire and referring specifically to the French magazine Charlie Hebdo, the historian Simon Schama said, “Satire was the father of true political freedom, born in the 18th century; the scourge of bigots and tyrants. Sing its praises.” The Ballad follows in that tradition.

 

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